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i fell off my stool at work while i was working with a patient. that isn't the funniest part. the patient had a stroke could not express herself verbally. she was also depressed. after i fell off the stool, she started to crack up and spontaneously said, "don't hurt yourself!" couldn't say a lick afterwards, but it was funny.

one day during gym cla__s when i was in like 5th grade we were learning the rules of a new game, i forget what game now, so we were all sitting on the floor and the gym was dead silent. suddenly i started to feel like i had to fart. there was so much pressure i couldn't just hold it in. so, hoping that it was the silent kind, i let it out. well, it wasn't. everyone heard it, heck it practically echoed, and started laughing hysterically. i tried to pretend like it wasn't me but nobody was buying it. that's was hands-down the most embarra__sing moment of my life. only now can i laugh about it.

Mine are when I actually SPEAK the words "Laugh Out Loud" or "Laughing My a__s Off" instead of just laughing, or when I call my husband "DH" to his face... Done this a few times lately. God thats embarra__sing!!

I've almost called my dh, DH a few times as well! That is so funny! I'm sure I can think of something better later, but its early and a few years ago I was working as a bank teller, and taking customer after customer I said, Can I help You? A LOT! So one day I went to call my dog in from the back yard, opened it and instead of shouting "OMAR", the dog's name I shouted "can I help you!" My dh asked who was out there, I told him nobody, I was calling the dog. He thought I was nuts, the dog thought I was nuts. I decided it was time for a new job.

When I was 15, I went on my first real date with a guy who was way too old for me. He was working, had a car and was training to join the police. I was still at school, and had nothing to talk about except homework and Duran Duran. Anyway, after a very uncomfortable 3 hours, he drove me home and leaned forward to kiss me. I thought we were using tongues, but he didn't so I ended up licking his face! I then got out of the car, lent forward to wave goodbye, and somehow managed to slam my head in the door! It really hurt! Believe it or not, he did actually ask me on another date (must have found me amusing or something!) but realising I was out of my depth, I declined. :)

I was in grade 5 and I had about a 20 minute walk home after school. I had to go pee, and ran all the way home. Well, I got the key in the door and just as I was about to open it, I peed all over!!!! I'll save the story about me sh*tting myself in grade 4 for another day.....

Rachael that reminds me of when i used to work at blockbuster. They drill it in your head that everytime the door dings you say very loud HELLO! Well for the next 2 weeks after i quit there everytime i heard a bell i would yell HELLO! I had to look like a moron,

I was at a swimming pool when I was about 11 years old. I was trying to look all cool and do a fancy dive off the diving board into the pool. I had on one of those strapless bathing suit numbers, and because of the force of diving into the water it came right off. I was totally naked in the pool! I looked, but couldn't see it so I had to call over a lifeguard and get some help. It was so humiliating. Luckily, I was a late bloomer and still had a little girl's body!

There was a time, way back in highschool, when my brother was trying to teach me to hit like a guy. I was having some trouble with a girl one lunch time, who kept calling me Horse Hair and Plate Face, so I took a swing at her.....She ducked, I missed, span around, fell on my a__s, in a big bunch of stinging nettles. Half the school witnessed this, and had a good laugh at my expense and I never lived it down. Never took my brother's advice again either!

I was on the NY subway and I had to use the bathroom real bad. I tried to hold it but couldn't. I don't who has been on NY subway bf but they have connecting cars that are sort of "outside" when you pa__s from one car to the next. I had a skirt on, so I decided that I was going to stand in between cars and use the bathroom. Well, I went in between the car doors and realized that I had stockings on, so I was going to have to pull down the stockings. Just as I was bending down to pull down the stockings, the hem of my skirt got caught on the chain that connected the 2 cars. I tried to get it off but couldn't and was peeing at the same time. Well, the train pulled into a very busy station and my big 'ole b___t was tooted up in the air for all to see. A very nice lady had to actually help me get my skirt out of chain and the motorman couldn't move the train until I was freed.

TC, that is so funny! I would have died of embara__sment. Here's my most embara__sing: I was a sophmore in high school. The anatomy teacher was also the dean of discipline, and she and I didn't get along at all. She had this policy that if she caught you writing anything in her cla__s, she'd read it aloud. I didn't think she'd see me, I was in the back of the room (that's what happens when your name starts with w). But anyhow, she did see me...and I had just started reading romance novels, and was trying my hand at writing a "love scene"...She did only get three sentences into it before she realized what she was reading to her cla__s, but still...