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My baby moves around a lot! I have trouble changing her diaper cuz she will try to roll over. One time me and my boyfriend were downstairs sweeping the storage room meanwhile my 8 year old step-daughter and my then 4 mo. old were in the room. My step-daughter kept screamin "I think the baby pooped". We were so busy we were just like "okay we'll be up in a second". When we got upstairs I guess my step-daughter tried to change the diaper herself and since my baby moves around a lot she was covered in poop! and so was the bed! Bless my step-daughter's heart for even trying. She couldn't keep my baby still and my baby rolled all in it and then rolled around the bed.

He was playing in the sandbox and exclaiming in baby babble over something, I asked him what he found. He picked it up and put it in my hand......cat poop. Gross

My daughter was one and a half and she had two little cloth dolls she carried around constantly - her sister dolls. One day she pooped, and I guess she wanted her sisters to poop too, so she reached into her diaper, pulled some out and rubbed it on their little cloth b___ts!

I have the feeling that every story will have a poop in it. lol

When I was 6 months old, my mother found me in the yard happily eating one of our german shepherd's dog poos just like a banana.

I went to visit some of my fathers side of the family when my daughter was 2 months old and i was getting ready to leave.Before i could tell them the baby was sleepy so i had to get her home she pooped and it shot out of the side of her diaper and onto my fathers mom.Needless to say i was so embarra__sed that i havent talked to them in a few months.

She was about a week and a half old. While I was changing her diaper and her bottom was uncovered, she coughed and a fountain of c___p flew out of her b___t and onto my lap.

These stories are hilarious!

Cay was born 6 weeks early, so because of that she had to stay in the SCN (special care nursery) for 3 weeks after she was born. One day I was there getting her ready for her bath (undressing and removing diaper) and as I had her b___t up in the air to remove diaper she went ... and went ... she shot poop ALL over and in her bath, on her bed and all over the floor (good shot too, went like 5 feet or so) the SCN nurse that was feeding the baby next to Cay was also a casualty.... I felt so bad because all i could do was laugh.... but i mean c'mon!!! LOL

Does she still do that? If so can I borrow her, I'd be willing to pay $$$ for her to skeet some people I know.

My at the time 3 year old son,and our family had gone to eat at Burger King. He played on the toys outside and got his hands dirty. When he came in to eat I told him to go wash his hands. He did and came back and started to eat, then with a big grin he said I couldn't get the sink to work so I used the toilet to wash my hands.