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Ok so im a virgin. No s_x but CAN YOU GET PREGNANT FROM A TOILET SEAT?? Or cleaning down their with a tissue when you ran out of toilet paper??? And when i was cleaning and putting clothes away i had my phone next to me and i just tossed my underwear into a pile and accidently over it AND THAT PHONE HAS BEEN ON FLOORS AND IN HANDS ETC. AND IVE BEEN. Urinating a lot,my stomach feels soild like metal, i feel fat, i have a lot of air (you know what i mean out the back end) Ive been tired (mostly because i have a hard time sleeping and stay up for hours) my br___ts hurt sometimes and sometimes it feels like somethings in my stomach. (Im near my cycle by the way) And i had one day of this big plop of white liquid discharge on my liner. Last month i felt like barfing in the morning, ive been hungier than usual. And i hear you can still have your period ;_;.... While preggers. And i think you stop ovulating? I dont know if i still am does like a dirty yellow glump count? TMI I KNOW BUT AM I?? TTTT_TTTT help meh......