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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Ha ha! Well that totally messes up the Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer movie we watched last night! Donner and his "wife" are Rudolphs parents... so does that mean that they were lesbians? Who would've thought! Although, Donner had antlers, his wife did not..... so the male gave birth to a fawn, and Donner has a mans voice! Ugghhhh.... I dont think I'll share this with Hailey!
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LMAO!! So true:) Fat Santy is led by women!
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