|
|
|
|
|
|
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: *1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. *2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. *3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. *4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and see what happens. *5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. *6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. *7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. *8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' *9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. *10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. *11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. *12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. *13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" *14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" *15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Ha ha ha! I'm gonna try #'s 1, 4, 12 and 15!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
You make my day woman!! ROFLMAO!! I may try some of these with my dh. We love a good time and have a great sense of humor. He would pull this stuff in a second.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My Dh always farts in the stores and blames it on me! They aren't secret ones either! They sound like a tent zipper..."rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiip!" I get so embarra__sed when people look like I actually did do it!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
LOL! This is funny every time I read it. Good luck doing #8. I haven't had a clerk approach me since 1992.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ROFL. Where did you get that from????!!!lol Beccah
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My Aunt sent it to me! Beccah ~ You're hilarious!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I think I will add some personal lubricant to someones cart, lol!! A big ole tube of KY Jelly.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lisa*9 ~ Oh no, he's not he biggest! My husband will still throw french fries in other peoples car windows while they are stopped at a stop light!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My Mom used to say I am never bored with you around,I am sure your mother in law can say the same for your dh. Life is just too funny.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
OMG I just read these to DH as we still have to go to WalMart tonight and he was like OH We are trying some of those! He loved #11 and #15. LOL
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Stephanie ~ Absolutely try some of them!!!! Then let us know what happens!!!!!! Now I'm thinking of planning a trip to Walmart....
|
 | TC - December 12 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
OMG that is hillarious!! I love 11 and 13. Just can't have fun like that doing internet shopping.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
this was funny....TC your right no fun doing the internet shopping thats what I do a lot ...there are no walmarts by where I live.
|
| TC - December 12 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah I am an internet shopping junkie. Nothing like clicking that mouse.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Those are awesome, I have seen it before, but I definitely have to try some of them. My dh has been known to throw himself down on the floor in front of one of our carts and scream how we just hit him with our cart!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oops, forgot to register. It was me above
|
