Speaking Of Being P Ssied Off

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Narcissus - December 11

We went grocery shopping yesterday and my oh so smart dh took Aja to the car while I checked out. He pulled the car up to the front of the store, got out while it was running and Aja was strapped in, and tried to help me the groceries in the trunk.--- AHHH! Does he have no common sense? How easy would it be for a carjacker to get in the front seat and speed off with my son? I have warned him about this before so WTF? Thanks for hearing me out.

 

monica - December 11

Men just dont think the way we do sometimes. Maybe it is true what they say that it goes in through one eat and out the there. I am so paraonoid that when I am driving my kids I always need to lock my doors because I am afraid that on a stop light someone will open the door and steal my kids...and I wont be able to move fast enough.

 

TC - December 11

WHAT??? Sometimes our dh's does not realize how close to death THEY are. We could just kill them. LOL!!! Speaking of dumb moves made by a dh....So, we have those sleep sack thingies for Danny to sleep in, you know bc of SIDS. I explained to my dh why they are used and why they are useful. So I go to check on Danny this morining when I woke up and he has something, what looked like a blanket, all over his face. Danny had apparently kicked this "blanket" off of him and had it on his head. I panicked and was about to curse my dh out bc I could not believe that he put a blanket on him even though we have the sleep sacks. When I lifted the blanket I realized that it wasn't a blanket at all but the SLEEP SACK!!!! My very bright, educated husband draped the sleep sack over Danny last night when I asked him to put him IN the sack. Sooooo, defeated the purpose of the sleep sack!!! I just laughed bc if I didn't I would have lost my mind.

 

Narcissus - December 11

Aja (Jetta), and he is drilling me about sh*t I didn't want to talk about, asking me how my ear will feel in two weeks (it's starting to hurt again, I'm so bummed). Then he pulls the car BS.

 

Narcissus - December 11

Damn, it only cut pasted part of my thread. I had to go back and log in. F*ing site!

 

Narcissus - December 11

What I was trying to say was... TC, men think with something other than their brains!!! Mine was certainly close to death yesterday. I felt like puking, was in the back seat, STILL, with Aja (Jetta)... and the rest is above this post.

 

Chelsey - December 11

Some days I just cant believe men! My dh is always doing stuff that freaks me out! Like the other day, he's throwing Hailey up into the air and catching her... and I kept saying, "watch out for the ceiling!" But does he? NOPE! He keeps throwing her higher and higher until "WHAM!!!!", her head bangs on the ceiling! I just about drop kicked him! I've come to the conclusion that men can also be lazy...that's why TC's dh didn't put Danny IN the sac, and why Narcissus' dh, didn't turn off the car... you know, things like that just seem to take so much more effort when you are a man!

 

Narcissus - December 11

ROF, Chelsey!! "Turn key to left, and ignition will turn off. Remove keys from ignition, place in pocket, get out of car, lock doors, help wife put groceries in trunk!" -- Or, just stay put and let me do my job by myself! I sometimes prefer that...

 

TC - December 11

Amen!!!!

 

Narcissus - December 11

Believe me when I say that if Aja is ever k-napped, you will be hearing about it on the national news. I will raise hell from the pysch ward.

 

Chelsey - December 11

I stayed up until after 2 am, last night, b/c I had to get dh from a buddy's Christmas party.... he pa__sed out on the way home, I couldn't for the life of me wake him from his coma! I was so afraid he would freeze to death in the garage! You know, I think he heard me yelling at him, and shaking him! He was just too lazy to get out of the car! What an idiot!

 

Narcissus - December 11

HeeHee! Once upon a time, I knew a guy who used to drive drunk and fall asleep in his parents garage, in the car. A few times he fell asleep on the front lawn. His mom was so embarra__sed. NOT MY DH!!

 

Chelsey - December 11

That's nothing, last year dh got drunk at yet another Christmas party, off of tequila paralysers, and pa__sed out on the bed. I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up to the sound of running water, and drunken stumbling! Well, turns out it wasn't water, it was p__s, and the stumbling was dh falling across the bedroom p__sing on a basket of folded clean clothes and my laptop! I just about divorced him!

 

Mommy - December 11

I always knew why women should wear the pants in the family. If we let the men do it the human population would die out.

 

TC - December 11

You know I let my dh wear the parents all the time bc the chick in the skirt gets things done much better!!!

 

TC - December 11

LOL!!!!! I meant pants not parents!!!! That is funny!

 

xXx-Lesley-xXx - December 11

There is no excuse ever to drink drive. If I knew someone was doing it I would report it. If it was any of my kids doing that I would not be embarra__sed! I would be angry! I would call the police on them. It is not only illegal but down right dangerous. Not only to themselves but everyone else.

 

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