Lazy Biotches

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penny - May 4

I love the names!! Robyn I'm mean Rockin Robyn...............or should I do the batman song?? Hee hee/lol.....okay really isn't it Elmers Glue.......not Emerson/hee hee hee, just kidding I think I've heard of Emerson, but not sure :) I was getting a visual of Robyn with both of the kids in bed with her, and dear BF is sleeping away.......ahhhh.......Men.....Okay really I have two boys, and you really do need to be careful.......just pull the diaper away just a tad let the COLD air in, and wham........they pee in the diaper and not on you........It's the girl thing, and the pooh, that get's every where that you just use a ton more diaper wipes to get her clean all of the way....... :) You'll be fine!!!

 

Robyn - May 4

Little boys scare me....I have seen friends wirh little boys that are the spawn of satan! I guess I shouldnt worry because the bf was a trouble maker when he was younger and wants his kids to do better than he had so I know he will disipline them so I wont always be the bad guy. But they wont be little hooligans! No siree.

 

Misty - May 4

I hated my nick name. Musty. It just sounded so...like I was dirty or something. :-( Middleschool sucked. Yeah, b___stfeeding is a bit of a challenge. It is why my nipples always stick out I think. They just got so used to being pulled on that they stayed that way. It also hurt a whole hell of a lot. I won't lie about that. I got through it by litteraly taking it one day at a time. I never would have made it pa__sed the first week if I had been thinking that I would do it for a year. Formula is almost an exact copy of b___stmilk by now anyway. The only main difference I think is that your anti-bodies are in your milk and it helps to keep your baby from catching colds. It is kind of like a jump start on the shots they get from the doctor later on. I reeeealy loved it once my son turned one and he was able to drink regular whole milk. Talk about the best birthday present ever.

 

tara - May 4

Little boys scare me too! But everyone says they are mama's little boy and having a little brother I know that he is really mama's little boy! And yes he did squirt on me when he was a month old - everytime I want him to do something for me I always bring it up! My husband is scared of having a son that might turn out like him... he was a trouble maker and he says if his son turns out like him he wouldn't know how to handdle him. Robyn, you guys can nmake your son your bf's responsibility.

 

D - May 4

I know I was downright lucky my brother never squirted me... but I can remind him about the time he was taking a nap, woke up, filled his diaper and escaped from his crib.... I had to go across the whole house on my hands and knees trying to find the trail of "deposits" he left across our brown carpet. :-|

 

D - May 4

The other story I remind him of constantly is how our grandma taught him to pee off the second floor balcony... and I was playing below....

 

D - May 4

I hear I get to get used to all sorts of bodily discharges with my own baby.... yay! (sarcasm intended). Boys squirting, and girls with poop up to their armpits... we'll just have to see which problems I get!

 

tara - May 4

lol!!! that's funny that your grandma taught him that! there are little cone shaped pee hats that you can get to gover the wee wee so they don't squirt. They are cute ...made by Kooshie I think.

 

D - May 4

my grandma is REALLY wierd.

 

Misty - May 4

I can't imagine teaching my son that. Hilarious as it would be I would be the one that would have to clean it up. Hell no, I'm not cleaning pee of the floor unless absolutley necessary.

 

Misty - May 4

It's so quiet in here now. I come for conversation and you all disapear. Well if you are waitng for me to talk to myself I refuse. I won't be your sense of amus____nt this time. Besides...a new episode of LOST is coming on tonight. Doesn't matter that it isn't for another 2 hours almost. Thats o.k. I'm not talking to myself.

 

Misty - May 4

Or maybe I will...just for a little bit. It is so quiet after all....

 

Stephanie - May 4

Hello again Ladies sorry I have'nt been able to talk more wish I could but I've been swamped at work! So many responsibilities and being a full time Mommy too Its really hard and really wants me to give up on the career that much sooner....(sigh)...................What to do....What to do................Decisions..Decisions.............Well I probably won't be around tomorrow either since we have our first court date for child support..........Wish me luck I am so very nervous and have no idea what to expect! Anyways I really miss chatting and promise to come back when my work load slows down! C-YA Steph

 

rb - May 4

good luck steph! - we'll be here whenever you get back and have a chance to chat! - hey misty - you still around? i think i'm going crazy - i'm having weird anxiety about this kid and motherhood and everything - it also doesn't help that i'm watching Oprah and brooke shields is on and talking about difficult delivery, post-partum depression, bleeding, etc... i know, it's like a bad accident, i can't stop watching and i am seriously freaking out...

 

Misty - May 4

Aw hon. It will be fine. I had PPD slightly after my son was born. Mike worked at night so I began t a__sociate darkness with being alone and every time the sun would start to go down I would get upset and start to cry. I still hate the dark now but it doesn't make me cry like it did then. There are lots of difficult things involved in having a baby. Lots of times when you will feel overwhelmed and upset and you will need support from people that care about you. But you have people that care about you that will be there for you so you will be o.k. And that baby is so worth all of it. Hell, I had just turned 20 when I had my son. I used to think of how difficult it was trying to do that and work and find someone to watch my son. It was very overwhelming. But, every time I looked at my son...I was, and still am, just so in love with him that it is just worth it. Just look forward to all the things you will get to do once you have a baby. Taking pictures and putting them in pretty picture frames to hang on the wall. Taking them to the park for the first time. My son was laughing so hard the first time he went on a swing that he was drooling because he couldn't close his mouth from laughing. :-) Children are a scarey thing. You will always worry about them. But it is just....worth it. You will know that from the second you see your baby. I had an emergency c-section and so I didn't get to see my son when he was born. I was wheeled to the nursery where he was with other babies. But I knew him instantly. He was just so perfect. I couldn't stop smiling and I never wanted to let him go. You will be fine. I promise.

 

rb - May 4

thanks misty - i know i'll be fine - sometimes i get a little anxious - gotta go make dinner so i'm gonna check back in a bit... thanks, your friend, the spaz... :)

 

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