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Narcissus - what kind of surgery are you getting done? whatever it is, i'll keep my fingers crossed for you :). you liked chicken beefs v____a? i got a whole bunch more where that came from!! my(almost) 5 year old keeps insisting we go to the store and buy some teeth for the baby so he can eat corn flakes with us. i keep picturing little dentures..... creepy :l

ROF...about buying teeth for the baby:) Chelsey, I have been put out in pain for too long. The surgery is a minor procedure on both of my TM joints. We are recapturing both discs with steroid injections and cleansing the joints of the inflammatory fluid build up. I have to go under general anesthesia rather than IV sedation due to my drug tolerance. It sucks bc that tacked on 2 grand to the bill that insurance won't pay. The procedure that I really need done will have to wait. This is a temporary fix and is more of a procedure than an actual surgery. It is arthroscopic surgery... I'm gonna get me some chicken beef v____as for dinner. Yum Yum!

well good luck tomorrow, Narcissus. sending out my thoughts and prayers :)... are you sure you don't want a side of poopy egg with those chicken beefs v____as?

you ladies are so funny! chicken beef v____as sounds like some kind of burrito! Put some jokes on the Joke thread... I'm sure funny girls like you have some good ones!

LMAO. Thanks for the well wishes:) I will be back for sure!! I can't get over the chicken beefs v____as remark. DH will laugh for sure.

Chelsey - i'll see what i can come up with in the joke department... well goodnight all, i'm off to bed for the night (it's after 11pm here). coffee and a jelly filled donut, say around 8? thanks ;-)

Good night CEM! After 11? Wow... its only 3:15 pm here! I'll work on the donuts!

That is fuuny about the soup.LOL!! My daughter is 5 and is always saying that kinda stuff. She was eating bacon one morning and she looked at her dad and said" know what else is a pig? YOU!!" it was so funny. He was in the bathroom one night and she stood out by the door and said " Are you playing the b___t trumpet" LOL., she has heard him say that one to many times:~)

sounds like she has learned from her parents how to speak rudely. Not funny at all...

Dont be such a sour puss "where's the humour". Not sure who your post is directed at, but you dont have to be so rude! Lighten up, life is too short to be judgmental.

I dont think i would like my daughter calling me a pig but thats a kid for ya!

My sister got married this last weekend and we were staying with them. I was in the other room with my son and I heard my nephew (7 y/o) ask my husband "Uncle James why does Aunt Jessica have to do all the work?" My husband's reply was "How much did Aunt Jessica pay you to say that?" I thought it was so funny.

I was picking my daughter (7) up from my mom's house afterr work yesterday and we were standing in dining room talking. Well, my daughter took it upon herself to start "karate chopping" and kicking in the dining room and I told her to knock it off so she would not hit any of grandma's things....she says back to me, "Don't worry Mom, I'm totally focused." It just cracked me and my mom up.....The most embara__sing thing that she ever said was when I was in line at the grocery store and we had just returned from visiting my sister and her husband in Reno. She is white, he is black. Well, a black guy was in line behind us and she turned around and looked at him and said "he's not as black as LaDonte, what's wrong with him?" The guy looked kinda p__sy for a second, so I explained to him why she said that and that she had LaDonte on the brain....quite embara__sing....(btw, she was 3 at the time)

Steph, thats hilarious! My daughter always uses words that I have no idea where she learns them from! "Doesn't that look gorgeous?" Or, "thats exquisite". When I was pregnant with her brother, she was sure she was having a baby too! She always went around telling people that she was going to pee her baby out!

Yet again no sense of humor for some people. My daughter is only 5 and she was laughing and it was cute she did not mean anything by it I swear the nerve of some people. You know its people like this that judge and make things that were fun ruined.