Kids Say The Darndest Things
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I know how you all love my boring stories about my kids...so, here's another! Last night DH and I got Vietnamese take out. A first for Hailey. She wanted chicken noodle soup. We get home, and give her the soup, and she yells from the dining room " Dad, did you poop in my soup? 'Cuz it smells like farts!" I laughed until I cried! She would not eat it. So I felt so bad, I went out and got her some chicken soup from Tim Hortons. When I brought it home, she was so happy and said " Thank you for bringing me normal food, Mom!" Poor kid, apparently isn't to keen on trying foreign dishes!
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well I have to admit Hailey was right ... it does smell like farts . Humorous story ! LOL Good old TIM HORTONS it cures all Canadians big and small . LOL
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 | N - October 19 |
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LOL, that's too funny! I don't blame her, I don't like that soup either (plus I am a tim horton's fiend!). I love it when they get old enough to talk.. some of the things that come out are just priceless! Ethan is 2 and he's taken to annoucing his farts.. that's embarra__sing when you are at line in safeway and he pokes the person in line behind you to say "i farted". I am sure he learned this from his father...
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Always got time for Tim Horton's, I'm addicted to their coffee and Timbits!! N- that is too funny! Hailey hates farts, she'll run out of the room screaming and crying if her dad farts! Ofcourse, when its her own....she thinks its hilarious! I actually didn't mind the vietnamese soup, but it did smell like a__s!
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 | CEM - October 19 |
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oh stop the bloody tim horton talk - you're making me hungry!! god i miss donuts.... it's hard to find them here and when you do they taste like c___p. funny soup story, chelsey! your little hailey sounds hilarious....
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I should send you a can of Timmy's coffee! All the way up in Denmark, poor thing! I'd send donuts too, but not sure if they would be fresh when they arrived! Yeah, Hailey is quite the entertainer!
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| CEM - October 19 |
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forgot to say, all this a__s talk reminds me of something funny..... i was having one of those days a couple of weeks back, you know the kind? my (almost) 3 year old is rolling around on the floor and all of a sudden says, "chicken beefs v____a..... bougie (his nickname) got a poopy egg!". It made me laugh so hard, i had to write it down so i wouldn't forget. we've been teaching him where things come from, and i guess once i said that eggs come from chicken's bum because i didn't want to tell him they actually come from v____as! too funny....
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CEM, that is so funny! That made me laugh! OMG, now I've got the giggles...
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| CEM - October 19 |
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Chelsey - oh yeah, would ya please? yum.... brrrr it's getting cold here now, in the land of hoth as we like to call it (doesn't mean anything but sounds good). what's it like in calgary these days anyway?
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LMAO chelsey!! Hey what is Tim Hortons? Would a vegetarian want to eat their food? I am preparing for a mushy food diet for the next two weeks so don't tempt me with yummies!
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Its been not too bad here, little chilly in the mornings, but afternoons are alright. Definately not hot though. Calling for snow tomorrow morning! Not supposed to stick around though! I need to move where there is summer all year 'round! Just say the word... and you could be brewing your own yummy coffee! lol!
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Oh yeah, chicken beefs v____as! You guys have never heard of those, lol (j/k)?? Kids make the funniest stuff up. I cannot wait to hear what Aja invents.
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Tim Hortons is only the best, yummiest donut and coffee place in Canada! Beats Krispy Kreme to a pulp! They have good soups and bagels and stuff, sure a vegetarian would love it! Mushy food diet? You poor thing! I'm totally a texture person, I could not put mush in my mouth! When is your surgery? Its not tomorrow is it? How are you going to eat Halloween candy?
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It's tomorrow at 11:30. I feel like a long awaited vacation is coming:) I am so excited to be on the verge of relief and to wean off of the meds completely and for good. Halloween candy has been on my mind all day. I will have to suck on it until it melts in my mouth. I have it all worked out:)
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chicken beefs v____as? Rings a bell.... that is so freakin' hilarious! I keep reading it because its so funny!
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Are you totally put out for the surgery? Probably, hey? I do not envy you! I thought getting my wisdom teeth pulled was rough! I recommend you stay away from Rollo's and toffee!
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| CEM - October 19 |
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Narcissus - what kind of surgery are you getting done? whatever it is, i'll keep my fingers crossed for you :). you liked chicken beefs v____a? i got a whole bunch more where that came from!! my(almost) 5 year old keeps insisting we go to the store and buy some teeth for the baby so he can eat corn flakes with us. i keep picturing little dentures..... creepy :l
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