I Want Another And Might Be

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durante baby - July 6

*bows at gu's feet and says " i am sorry madam, the time has come. It had to happen sooner or later*

 

grow_up - July 6

*slowly reaches for her salmon belt* don't make me use this!

 

AddysMummy - July 6

Penis.

 

grow_up - July 6

*yells p___s louder and ducktapes tess' mouth so she loses the game*

 

durante baby - July 7

*rips the tape off addy's mouth makeing her whine, and counts down 3....2.....1 for addy and I to yell PPPPEEEEEENNNNNIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!*

 

grow_up - July 7

*whacks db unconcious with the ugly stick, super glues tess' lips together and screams at the top of her lungs from the highest hill PPPPEEEENNNNIIIISSSS!*

 

AddysMummy - July 7

DAMN YOU WEMON *shakes a trident at them* I OWN THE SEA I WILL KEEEELLLL YOUUU!!

 

angelmonkey - July 7

db when did anyone say she has two user names?

 

angelmonkey - July 7

thats dontremember

 

grow_up - July 7

*snatches the trident and forces tess to sing under the sea in sebastian's corny accent* *pokes db in the tush leaving 3 holes then realizes that was probably a bad idea....*

 

durante baby - July 7

I mis interpreted it the same way others did thats all.

 

durante baby - July 7

*Picks up used motor oil that had been dumped in the land fill. walks up to addy and throws used oil filled water balloons at her face. Then yells "SILENCE......I KILL YOU!!!"*

 

grow_up - July 7

*eats a nachos bell grande from taco bell* *waits patiently for the bubble guts as part of her maniacal plan to splatter db with high velocity poo juice* *twidles tumbs* any minute now.......*tummy begins to gurgle* *db gets lightheaded from the fumes and falls down the steps tumbling into tess and knocking her down* *reaches for a match and lights it* mwahaha!

 

durante baby - July 7

*gets up disoriented* "where am I" *Trips on Addy still laying on the floor in the dark* *AHHH A MONSTER SEEKING APPROVAL AND ATTENTION*.......Oh no thats just Teddy *Ignores teddy and looks for the first thing I can throw at her* *Oh a can opener....Throws it up the stairs where gu is standing,pointing and laughing, and hits her in her pretty little face*

 

grow_up - July 7

*picks up the can opener, grabs several cans of greenbeans, and takes the tops off* *flings metal tops at db like ninja stars* *begins to eat the greenbeans and shares with her alpaca*

 

durante baby - July 7

*sorry gu, I meant to hit two birds with one stone and teddy suppose to soften the b__w for you*

 

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