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Boy!!!! Nothing p__ses me off worse than to be grinding the hell outta my man and hear him snoring!

lol...I'm at work, and I can't stop laughing...people pa__sing by my office see my laughing at my computer! Trust me though, he was wide awake and he had to tell me all about it in the morning...I just thought I was having a dream, but it turns out it was reall. lol.

ROF... No and I would die if I did. I am too much of a girly girl to fart. I didn't poop until a year ago.

My man is so excited about the "i want it all the time mood". He wishes I would always be like that. Wanting to jump his bones. WE better enjoy all this great f-ing b/c after the baby is born it will be a while before it will feel good. You have got to be so gentle for a while, no rough stuff get after it and pound on it for a while. So enjoy the ride! :)))))

LOL I was the same way (after the morning sickness was over), my DH was lovin' it. When he couldn't keep up, I took care of myself HAHAHA funny but true. ;-)

omg.. what a thread hahahah I just feel so uns_xy since I became a mom. S_x feels like a chore to me...Its really painful too unless I'm REALLY in the mood, which only happens if i'm drunk lol. I think I need some s_x help. Any suggestions lol?

our bathroom is connected to my brother-in-laws bathroom with a wall that i am sure is made of crepe paper. just getting down to things after weeks of no action and in he walks, slams the door, big cough, BIG pee, right in the middle of the bowl, BIG trump, rolls about half a roll of toilet paper off like a little kid, slams lid, loud flush and slams door again. Nice...where were we honey?? i think you were about to pa__s me the remote. I think we need our own place( but if we can hear him...he can hear us...eeew) :@(

Quote: "We were having awesome s_x up until I found out and having constant nausea!!!" lol, Leahp. Lucky me, we found out that making love is a way to fight my nausea ;)

LOL ~m~, you are too cute! haha I love this thread.

hahaha ROD.....hi! im a h__y s___tty wife too!!! we are ttc and doing it everywhere and everyway and i love it. he cant get enough either. i hope after i get pregnant ill still want it like u do!!! i also agree with the bj thing. i try to give my husband one every day...well good luck to everyone!! oh, and you are so gonna get busted by a prude!!!

LMAO!! what a laugh this has been...i read all of them and was in st_tches..who ever comes on here to spoil this post then they're just plain old boring :)

Choke on the BJ's but love "t_tty f***ing" and having my husband c_m in my mouth. Love -love- love ridin my man till it feels so good we cry, but prefer doggie style while I play with my c___t or nipples. God i'm h__y now.

The crying and riding! MMMMM, I love it! Excuse me, I must go play with myself1

So what's wrong with my hubby then, he never wants it , i have to beg him,and it gets to one or twice a mth .Im 26 & he's 35. Both good looking and no weight problem what so ever.I know he works a lot though and has always been like that though,but still..... And NO he is not getting it outside!

Not fair..Maybe he feels odd doing it with a prego some guys are like that...they fear it in some weird way.. But I know how you ladies feel in my first few weeks I wasnt that h__y or even in between but when I hit 27 weeks I cant stop thinking about it ALL THE TIME! But I dont get it that often :( so I go through lots of duracell! But it is hard to feel s_xy when I have a beach ball for a stomach lol

this has been some good reading. I'm in the mood now. I just can't imagine a guy not wanting to have s_x, mine would take it anytime anywhere he can get (from me of course) He wouldn't care of he is pounding on an 8 month preg. me or a 130 lb me. As long as I'm in the mood for the f-ing he would just eat it up and enjoy every minute of it. Good stuff!