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I think the only way possible for his children to benefit from him is if he has a life insurance policy and somehow pa__ses away in a manner that would be covered. OR he could just kill himself cause I am sure those kids are better off even without the money but just by being rid of this low life. You are the true definition of 'nigga' hopefully your wife grows a set and divorces you but if not you deserve each other. Happy Easter by the way!

roflmao! father of 4 you are really funny! im sorry ladies but you are given him what he wants. and i think he's hilarious!

Hey preggos, did yall miss me, well I'm back, I'm back I'm bakk I'm black, I'm blakk. Hope all had a good easter, ate good and all. So I see I have sum new buddies that want to chat wit the SPERM MAN. Lmao, as I sit on this toilet, defacating, and makin sure I keep my ebonics in order, hmmmm, whew that was doosey, this is a good Ol boo boo, ohh, yes I'm a nigga, every time I say it the hair on my a__s grows half n inch, after my last comments I had to french braid it to the side. Let me wipe my a__s

huh i'll special order a john deer riding lawn mower for that jungle patch growin in your crack tarzan

ey next time the little michael jackson kiddies come to the door asking if you need your gra__s cut you can just drop your boo boo stained drawers and bend over. give em a few extra bucks if they have to use the weed whacker on the fungus you got growing from your previous encounters

I can see y ur woman wouldn't want u, if all u can do is run ur mouth and not put that tongue to any other good use, I'd find u pretty worthless too. I second the post about my man being able to please me hence y I never cut him off...hmmm I think her lack of want for u goes to say something about ur inability to perfom up to par. and ur big concern with ur a__s makes me think ur more about receiving then giving and since ur married to a woman I can see how ud be upset... but maybe u can find a boyfriend to fill that void in ur life. sounds to me like ud be a bottom, make sure u post that on ur profile on looking4agaylover.c o m ! oh and if u r feeling lonely right now call 1 800 3286328....u know ur gonna call it

heeeey maybe the obsession with your a__s has to do with your addiction to the gay p___n mr. poo flinger! it all makes sense now! oh and when you dial that number tish gave you make sure to use you fingers big boy and push em hard haha

cheater cheater pumpkin eater can't get none for his peter weeter!

Hey tish calm down the two inches is if he folds it in half alright? Gosh silly people...thehehe

by a__s are you referring to the donkey from your p___no?

G-funk gog in da hood...nigga nigga dog in da hood! iz can talk in yaz blackanease jusy as well, but really I dont think you are black. because black people have way more intelagence. and can at least speak where all races understand them. I think your obvious lack of education...that is pronounce ED-YOU-KAY-TION may be preventing you from common knowledge of s_xual activity...try reading "how to use my two inches (folded in half) for dummies" That may help you. I heard it helped howard stern. I do believe there is truth in Its not the size that matters but how you use it....So I deffinately think the only thing you know how to do with it is c_m in less then 30 seconds, and that would totally explain the 4 kids, that you oviously werent planning, otherwise you would have been prepaired for a lack of s_x.

Lmmfao, peter peter, pumkin eater, lol. Good one. But I really was crackin up on the fold it in half one, wow, lmao, yall hilarious, but gotta go, tryin to watch big brother 9 that I missed yesterday and then gotta watch flavor of love that I recorded earlier, sleep tight, hey grow up get sum for me, if anyone here's from Kay Kay, tell her I miss her, and don't let me forget the ring leader, goodnight tish' holla at yall tomorrow afternoon

i disagree size matters! maybe if he soaks that limp spaghetti noodle in some hot water it'll expand a little

Well I have one of those problem solver remotes that are about the size of a piece of writting paper....does that come with the TV? If it doesnt then I dont think you will be happy cause Im sure you will want to put the remote up your a__s, and anything other then the kind I have will just be to small for your over extended a__s muscles, so the next best thing would be the TV. I think you would just be a tad too lazy to get off you a__s to sit and shimmy on the television. then when your done you would have to get off and get the window spay to clean it before you wife sees it.....but then again she didnt notice the mess you left on the dog.....or smoothie blender......or her d____os...so you may be okay

oh but db don't forget.....he'd have to braid the hair to the side to get it up there first. More teepee for your bung holeeo?

DOnt forget the bananers!?!?!?!